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Broken toe	18 May 2009
Hi All just to let all of you [know] who find my hopping on and off the stage funny, you will be fed to the fishes if I get my hands on you!! There also seems to be a few versions of how I broke my toe in 2 places: (a) We pulled up at a truck stop and 12 hells angels were harrassing two good looking girls. I ran across the road dispatched all 12 of them into a state of near death with my kung fu/karate/Irish kick boxing and unfortunately when I was walking away one of the Bikers rusty old Harleys fell on my toe (b) My drug abuse is now so bad that I damaged my last remaining point of entry with a blunt needle (c)That I was swimming/body surfing in Byron and got dumped on a sand bank,tried to straighten up and broke my toe! Or finally (d) I got keel hauled by the Armada crew for attempting a mutiny.. . So i guess we can make this a competition a, b, c, d or please feel free to continue realising your inner creativity. … Meanwhile, we are in Newcastle and heading up to Sydney for our day off today. The shows have been going great! I'm looking forward to a night off this evening and then it's The Basement, tuesday. The acoustic set is developing nicely and it's a great mix of Armada, solo album and vintage Tea Party songs. I hope everyone is enjoying it ,we are. Ahoy there Sydney anyone have a "toe truck". WP

by chris m @ 19 May 2009 11:39 am

instead of selling your souls for rock and roll, you offered a toe instead

by trinity7 @ 19 May 2009 09:22 am

e) kicked Jay and / or Jeff once too often for not holding your rhythm. nah, hope you'll get better soon ! And good to see you didn't lose your sense of humour.

by Jenny again @ 19 May 2009 06:36 am

The new photo WELL one could see it as a very cheap Alice Cooper imperssenation you know biting the head of chickens there expensive but monkeies are a dime a dozen. :Ha Ha Ha

by Jenny @ 19 May 2009 06:32 am

I'm liking a & b but I'm thinking c . As for d the mutiny would be over thrown in a second with one of Kenny's daziling smiles and amazing guitar change overs. Sorry to hear about the war wound hope it's feeling better soon.

by Something Savvy @ 19 May 2009 12:46 am

RE: Whats going in this photo: JM's pirate fetish has him hauling around a monkey (such as does Barbossa) and WP's getting tired of fighting him for banannas. Something's gotta give here boys...

by Psychopomp @ 19 May 2009 12:40 am

Oh god, that pun. It was not very punny. Quite punishing, in fact.

by Andrea @ 18 May 2009 10:48 pm

I like a) the best. The truth is probably not as funny as the rumours so rock on. Andrea

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